Or: How the AI Gold Rush Solved Everything and Created New Problems Faster Than We Could Invent Them April 1, 2027 Before we begin, I should probably disclose a conflict of interest. For several years I fed almonds to the local squirrels. Not occasionally. Systematically. There was a squirrel route. There were regulars. There may have been expectations. At some point my wife purchased a package of tiny unicorn hats designed specifically for squirrels. https://a.co/d/0i9E4tAS